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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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