- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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