- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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