a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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