What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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