What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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