What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Death by kayak

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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