- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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