- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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