A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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