- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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