Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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