Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

womens rights.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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