- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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