- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Women's Rights

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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