Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

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