- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

i saw amango it splootered

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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