Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Donald Trump

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Anti Joke

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