What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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