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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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