Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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