- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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