Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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