- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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