- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Cripples are lame.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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