- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

roses are red poo is poo

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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