Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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