What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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