What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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