Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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