Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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