hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

andrew wagner

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -38

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

thumb_up thumb_down -40

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops