Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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