Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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