a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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