- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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