A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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