What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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