you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Vagina Boob

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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