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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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