- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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