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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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