Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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