1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

whats green and lives in the water

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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