roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How you know when dislextic

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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