- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Death by kayak

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Gay rights.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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