- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Women's rights

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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