- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

My cat just died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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