- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans