- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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