Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A bar walks into a man

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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