Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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