Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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