- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

civil rights

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your girlfriend.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

someone called someone else a frog

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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