- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What is green and slow Grass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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