- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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