- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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