knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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black chicken. kfc

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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