What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's just not right? Left

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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asdasdasdasd

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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