- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Golf.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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