- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I'm homeless.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Golf.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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