- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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