- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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