- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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