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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

woman's lacrosse

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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