Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Anti Joke

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