Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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