- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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