- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A women left the kitchen.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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