How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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