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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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