A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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