- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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