- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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