- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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