- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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