- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man did not like this site

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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