I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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