Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Knock Knock.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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