Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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