- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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