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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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