- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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