Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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