- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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