- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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