What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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