- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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