- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

a black man pays his child support

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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