- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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