- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Hello penis

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

I read the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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