Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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David Cameron

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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