What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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