Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

who is really lanky? james cornish

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

God is real.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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