What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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No it doesnt..

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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God is real.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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