"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

hola said the chinese man

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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