- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Take part of what?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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