- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's 2+2? Fish

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

can you pass the soap?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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