- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

13 =B you just learned something

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

9/11 my birthday

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

i'm hard

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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