- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!