a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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