Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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