- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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