womens rights

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Men's rights

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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