what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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woman's rights

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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