yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats the stage after cancer? you die

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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