A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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