What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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