- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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