- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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