- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??