- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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