- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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