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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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