How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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