what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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