how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

hey hey apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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