- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Hello penis

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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