Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Where's my baby??

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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