What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Anti Joke

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