- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Hello.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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