There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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women's rights.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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