- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock knock knock OCD

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

knock knock... ...no answer

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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