- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A storm be brewin!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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