- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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