Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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