- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Women's rights

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

swag

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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