What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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