- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Jimmy Saville

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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