- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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