What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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