- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Knock Know! Come in!

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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