- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Weaner

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Peas

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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