How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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