what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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