Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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