- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

I just threw up..In my pants.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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