- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

autistic kids rock

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.