- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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