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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do I hate? people

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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