- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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