- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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