- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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