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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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