- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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