- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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