- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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