How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Chlamydia

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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My cat just died.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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