Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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