Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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God is real.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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. . I am a whale

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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i like turtles

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Anti Joke

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