- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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