- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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