Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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