Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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