- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

The Labour Party.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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