- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why dont they make black forks

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

i wonder who made this website? a human

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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