what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So these two girls have a cup .

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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