I'm so punny.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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