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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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