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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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