- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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