Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Ben Corbishley

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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