- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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