Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Anti Joke

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