- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Gretta has five legs? -no

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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