- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

your mom.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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