- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

the WNBA.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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