- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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