- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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