Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Blacks

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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