- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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