- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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