- Anti Joke

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch