How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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