What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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HOLY COW!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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