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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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