- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

your mom gave me head.....phones

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

stinky boner

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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