How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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