Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Gay rights.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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kkkk

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Anti Joke

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