Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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