- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Sarah Palin.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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