Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

womans rights...

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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