what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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