- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call two dog? dogs

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A man goes to the potty.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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