- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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