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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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