What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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George W. Bush

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Pain Olympics.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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