roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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