what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

PENIS that is all

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

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