- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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