Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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ur gey

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

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