- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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