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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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