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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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