Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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