What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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you see theres this guy.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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