- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

alert('The Game')

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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