How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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