- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

where's mom I killed her

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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