- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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